Even Though You Are Crazy.

"Li Jun" Yu Yan warned.

"Yes Yu Yan" Li Jun challenged.

"Li Jun..?" Yu Yan warned again.

"Yes Yu Yan..?" Li Jun answered smiling wickedly.

"How about we make a trade?" Yu Yan surrendered first. Soon people would start getting suspicious on both their disappearances.

She was lucky people rarely used the cafeteria bathroom.

"Trade? What kind of trade?" Li Jun asked amused.

They were seating on the toilet-throne discussing about a "trade".

"Hmmm... Let's see" Yu Yan thought. She had afterall only just came up with the idea.

What should she give her husband? Who coincidentally had all the money in the world.. she also could not take out her soul and put it into a bottle to give him.

She thought for a bit and nodded to herself in approval.

"Yes.. I shall give you my body in exchange for you, keeping our little secret" Yu Yan stared into his soul, willing him to say.. "oh ok I accept.. I will go out first"

Unfortunately he did not say anything like that but he did look stunned for a bit. Then he burst out laughing ..his voice echoing in the bathroom.

Yu Yan immediately clamped his mouth Shut with her hands.

"Shhh... what are you doing?" Yu Yan whispered...like she was scared for her life.

Li Jun escaped her hands on his mouth and asked

"What do you mean by "your body"? Explain to me.." He snickered quietly.

"I meant, s.e.x okay? s.e.x. understand?" Yu Yan explained feeling a little foolish.

Li Jun nearly burst out laughing again but controlled himself to asked..

"But why should I trade for something I usually always get?" Li Jun asked helplessly.

"Well.. you wouldn't be getting any from tonight.. you can be sure of that" Yu Yan retorted haughtily.

Li Jun gaped open mouthed at her.

" You wouldn't " Li Jun got serious.

"I WOULD" Yu Yan boomed softly and added..

"All these?... is closed from tonight" She gestured to her body.

Li Jun stared at her for a long time ...

"Why do you always win everytime we argue.. This is not fair" Li Jun said acting cute and getting a feel on one of her boob.

He admitted defeat.

"Don't act cute. It doesn't suit you" Getting her victory, she stood up to go.

Li Jun pulled her down again

"I know it suits me.. Isn't that why you agreed to marry me? Because of my looks?" He whispered s.e.xily into her ears.

"I didn't marry you for your looks. I married you ,for your money" Yu Yan giggled.

Li Jun's heart was beating so loudly that Yu Yan could feel it through her clothes. Very soon it would get dangerously.

"Li Jun you should go out first" Yu Yan whispered.

"No you go out first. I need to calm down first" Li Jun moved so that she could see the dent in his pants.

"You pervert" Yu Yan scolded.

"Only for you" Li Jun smirked cheekily.

Cracking the door Yu Yan exited the bathroom. They were inside only for about 5 minutes but why did it feel like an hour or two.

She joined her group again and sat down.

"You were in there awfully long. Is your stomach okay now?" Wang Wei asked worriedly.

Immediately Feng Mian felt embarrassed for Yu Yan. She slapped Wang Wei's arm hard.

"Oww! Why did you do that?" Wang Wei complained.

"You are a gentleman , how can you comment about a woman's pooping?" Feng Mian said annoyed at Wang Wei's stupidity.

"When did I comment about Yu Yan's pooping?" Wang Wei asked thoroughly confused.

"You asked Yu Yan if her stomach was okay "now" after being in the toilet for so long.. Isn't it the same as asking her if she was better after taking a dump?" Feng Mian really hated men who were ins.e.n.s.i.t.i.v.e. As his friend ,she needed to re- educate him constantly.

The two continued to bicker unaware of the Stares coming their way.

Yu Yan was so embarrassed that she closed her eyes and hid her face.

Meanwhile Li Jun exited out of the partition corner to the rest room area and walked passed Yu Yan's group.

He simply smiled and nodded as Yu Yan and the rest bowed respectfully .

As Li Jun left ..Yu Yan received a text.

[ Don't forget our trade. Tonight is going to be a little different...] with a devil emoji.

Yu Yan slapped her forehead.

What an unlucky day for her.