Come Eat Mr. Bunny Rabbit

Once Wen Ming coaxed xiao’Yao who was especially tied to him today, he then walked towards the break room.

Once he was finished busying on this side, he had to head towards the break room without a stop, and on the way, was stopped by the school principal’s voice, “Mr. xiao’Wen, can you come here for a bit?”

“Ah, yes.”

Wen Ming stopped in his steps.

The school principal was standing right at the stairs, so the two stepped back to the side to talk. She first asked Wen Ming like in a chat, “Are you not staying behind this week?”

Wen Ming answered, “En, this week is Ms. Hua Hua’s turn.”

“Oh. I thought it was you. I forgot.”

“Yes.”

The principal lifted her hand up and patted him on the shoulders, then asked in concern, “How are you, still busying with blind dates after work lately?”

Wen Ming understood that they were about to enter the main topic, and answered truthfully, “I’ve been going less often lately.”

The school president said, “Is that so, alright. I know Mr. xiao’Wen typically has the greatest sense of responsibility. Our personal problems should be viewed importantly, but our work cannot be let up.”

Wen Ming, “I understand, Principal.”

“Do you have any plans tonight, Mr. xiao’Wen?”

“None today.”

“Oh, then did you put on cologne?”

Wen Ming froze, then his face warmed up a bit soon after. What he sprayed was not cologne, but a clothing deodorant. Jiang Rui’s scent was too heavy on his body, and he was afraid it would become a bad influence. That clothing deodorant had a bit of a fragrance to it.

The school principal might have misunderstood that he sprayed cologne for a blind date.

Though it wasn’t it, but right now, Wen Ming recalled the matter of him hiding Jiang Rui, and could not help feel guilty in front of the principal.

In the end, he only explained, “This…… is not cologne, but deodorant.”

However, the principal probably would not listen to him explain these details like how it was a clothing deodorant. The school principal only said, “That’s fine. You know your limits, pay attention to the effects within the school, okay.”

All in all, this was a job in taking care of children, to be a bit more careful in various areas was not wrong. After all, cologne was not something required at work, and they had to take care of little children with sensitive smelling senses and allergies to perfume.

After the school principal finished, she asked two questions about Wen Ming’s work, then left.

Leaving Wen Ming in his original place alone, letting out a long breath of relief.

He thought that the school principal wanted to talk to him just now because he had his afternoon breaks too often.

After talking with a superior, even if he didn’t do anything wrong, one would feel they did something wrong.

When Wen Ming was choosing a deodorant, he even especially looked if it was appropriate for children before buying it, however, the supermarket by his home did not have any fragrance-free types.

He stood in place for a while, settled his heart, then continued walking towards the break room.

Now that it was mentioned, his own abnormality these two days should have drawn in some teachers’ attentions.

While Wen Ming was walking, he lowered his head and smelled his sleeves, and thought, after work today, he should go find where they sell fragrance-free ones.

It certainly was a bit more tiring, however, he hoped everything would be worth it.

The break room was in front of his eyes now.

Wen Ming’s steps slowed down. He gradually went from smelling his own sleeves to smelling the air in the surroundings, and tried to catch a bit of information.

After all, education was not something that can be completed in one night, Wen Ming made the preparations of welcoming in failure.

Just think of how many years the humans used solely to tame highly aggressive wild wolves into domestic dogs.

How could he put a collar on Jiang Rui in such a short amount of time. Failure was understandable.

It was at this moment that Wen Ming stood before these doors- even his heartbeat didn’t dare to be too loud.

Jiang Rui promised him yesterday, he even hooked pinkies with Jiang Rui.

For now, it looked like this room did not have a bit of sound inside, and there was pretty much no smell. In the surrounding span of silent and peaceful atmosphere, Wen Ming’s breathing turned quick, but still did not make a noise.

Did he succeed?

He lightly pushed the door open—— the room was empty.

The current scene still made Wen Ming startled for a bit.

Jiang Rui did not appear.

He did not skip class.

Since Wen Ming did not dare to believe a bit, he held the door and stood there, and after a while, a person lowly laughed.

The smile on his face couldn’t really go down, and then in the next second, once he turned his head, he saw the human Jiang Rui at the end of the hallway.

Wen Ming’s expression froze.

Not only that, Jiang Rui’s hands even carried a big problem back to him.

As the saying goes, when one walked by the river often, whose shoes would not be wet.

Today, the human Jiang Rui changed directions, and came in flipping through the wall on the other side where there weren’t any security cameras. And then got his shoes wet.

And so, this big guy not only appeared brazenly, he even brought his wet shoes to Wen Ming for him to take care of—— he held a little kid he didn’t know where he picked up from.

After Wen Ming saw that his hands held a small child, he almost got scared that his heart stopped beating.

He hurriedly took the kid, and first asked Jiang Rui, “What happened? What’s up with him?”

Jiang Rui sneered from the top, “He’s gone crazy.”

The little boy in between them blinked a pair of icy-blue eyes, and suddenly called out to Jiang Rui, “Big Brother.”

Wen Ming was even more astonished, “You guys know each other?”

Jiang Rui spoke all irritated, “No. This brat ran out to take a piss, then followed me calling out to me the entire way.”

To avoid others’ gazes, Jiang Rui directly brought this thing over.

He also did not know what illness this small idiot had, but he caught onto him and called him Big Brother. When Jiang Rui was walking at the front, he would be at the back calling out Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother.

While they were speaking, the little boy was about to tear at his throat and call again, “Biiig—— mm!”

Wen Ming who had cold sweat seeping out immediately covered the child’s mouth quickly. He looked at Jiang Rui.

Jiang Rui shrugged his shoulders, “I really don’t know him.”

Wen Ming sighed, “I know.” He turned his face, and lowered down to correct that little boy, “Xiao’Ha, look at Teacher, listen to me, he is not your big brother.”

He knew it would be like this.

After saying these words, Wen Ming heard Jiang Rui laugh.

Case closed, as expected of you, xiao’Ha.

Jiang Rui asked, “Is his last name Er[1]?”

Though he knew this dunce was a dog, he did not think it was this breed.

Wen Ming helplessly carried up xiao’Ha. He had to quickly send this child back, if he was late, there would be a teacher out searching for him.

However, xiao’Ha’s eyes at this time did not have a place for little Mr. Strawberry anymore. Once he saw Jiang Rui did not reply, he still stubbornly held onto the school uniform on Jiang Rui.

Though the child’s voice was small, he still repeatedly called out “Big Brother, Big Brother”, and was this one-tracked.

If Wen Ming were to forcefully carry him back, even if xiao’Ha had to wreck the nursery, he would still hide and run out.

Wen Ming really had no other way, and said to Jiang Rui, “You say something back to him too.”

Jiang Rui: ?

At this moment, Wen Ming looked at the time, and quickly spoke, “Anything is fine, just go according to the customs of your group.”

Jiang Rui: ??

Is there some customs of a group he should know about?

Xiao’Ha’s gaze shined, “Big Brother.”

Jiang Rui gave it some thought, “Second Brother (er’di).”

“Ohhh……” xiao’Ha’s eyes widened in awe.

Finally, the sworn brotherhood was completed, and the satisfied xiao’Ha was returned back by the completely exhausted little Mr. Strawberry.

While walking, Wen Ming diligently warned xiao’Ha repeatedly, they were playing just now, that person isn’t your real big brother, you cannot carelessly say that you know big brother all around.

Ever since he recognized Big Brother, xiao’Ha’s usual not-that-smart gaze also turned firm, “Er’di understands.”

Wen Ming: ……

After Wen Ming arduously carried xiao’Ha back to their class, he returned to the break room once again.

He finished taking care of the small problem, now he had to take care of that big problem inside.

Don’t mention anything else, just with the matter of Jiang Rui sneaking into the nursery, if he was caught by any of the cameras today, Wen Ming would completely be unable to explain it.

To take responsibility for minors was one of the responsibilities of an adult.

Wen Ming stood in front of the door and took a deep breath, and at the same time, casually stuffed the tail that was scared out by xiao’Ha just before back inside.

Once the tail disappeared, Wen Ming pushed open the door in front of him. In the dim room with the curtains drawn, a giant wolf was lying on top of a bed, nonchalantly licking its fur.

Handsome? Yes. Dangerous? Also yes.

When Wen Ming walked in, the giant wolf’s emotionless gaze seemed to have weight to it, and fell on his body, moving along with him.

Wen Ming sat down in front of the bed, and instantly became shorter than the giant wolf by a head. The being was also enshrouded in the wild beast’s pressure.

Wen Ming who was shorter by a head pondered how he should speak up.

He also did not dare to question this wolf, and could only patiently inquire Jiang Rui, “Didn’t we promise that you won’t skip class today?”

Their high school had four classes in the morning, and calculating the time it takes to go between the two schools, Jiang Rui must have skipped class. The time their afternoon break ended clashed with the start of the first class in the afternoon for high school, so they would have to skip class again.

The giant wolf only quietly looked at Wen Ming without changing expressions, and was not even a bit apologetic. He even dared to do it again.

Wen Ming felt like he still had to make things clear with Jiang Rui, “Jiang Rui, do you know you would be taken down for skipping class like this?”

“If you skip class next time and come over, I won’t care about you anymore.” Wen Ming used up all his brain power to think of some words that can scare him the most, “I would even get the security to catch you, and toss you onto the streets.”

The giant wolf’s silent eyes stared at the opening and closing mouth of the person in front of it when they were speaking.

The look of Wen Ming speaking to him right now had the same patience as when he was coaxing the small kid just now. Not only that, he was coaxing one in the circumstances after finishing coaxing another.

He was most temper-less person Jiang Rui ever saw. Like a spring that had been twisted countless times that it would no longer return to its soft bouncy look. No matter how others treat them, they won’t get mad.

But this person was not a complete coward. He has a temper, and when he exploded, he would bite people.

Does this rabbit know that no matter how many more words and patience there was, it would not hit people?

Wen Ming’s voice got a bit louder, “Jiang Rui! Are you listening?”

The giant wolf was not listening, however, it gave a bit of face and moved. It lifted its paw and stuffed it by Wen Ming’s mouth.

His action made Wen Ming recall that scene that day when Jiang Rui let him bite his hand.

When Wen Ming was angry, stuffing a paw over had already become Jiang Rui’s own process.

Wen Ming grabbed this invincible big paw, and his thumb slightly rubbed the surface.

Recalling the Jiang Rui that was willing to be bit that day, he got a bit soft-hearted again.

Jiang Rui: Like I said, this is very useful.

Wen Ming smiled and moved away the big paw, “Who’s going to eat your leg.”

This fellow’s physique may be shockingly big, but when it was doubtful, it would be like a small dog. After its paw had been pushed back by Wen Ming, it then turned its head clockwise, and the eyes it looked at you with was purely written full with two words: Don’t get [it].

Don’t get why Wen Ming did not bite.

This was definitely not an action the human Jiang Rui would do. Wen Ming’s heart softened once again. Look, when this big guy wasn’t eating meat, he was very cute.

Because he recalled the experience of Jiang Rui saying to bite his hand, Wen Ming was willing to trust him this once again.

“If you understand, then be good and go back in a bit, okay.”

Wen Ming looked at the time right now. There was still half an hour to their nursery’s bell, however, if Jiang Rui rushed back now, he could make it in time for the high school opening its gates.

He eagerly urged Jiang Rui to get up from the bed and change into his clothes.

At this time, Jiang Rui seemed to have actually listened to Wen Ming’s words, and when he had him change his clothes, he also slowly started moving. Even Wen Ming himself did not ever think it would be this smooth.

Wen Ming looked at him a bit shocked.

What celestial Jiang Rui was this, he was practically the Jiang Rui of his dreams.

He picked up the pants Jiang Rui left on the floor and tossed it to him to wear, then bent down to find where Jiang Rui tossed the other clothes.

While Wen Ming was searching, he became deeply moved. Too mystical. Maybe this was the power of communication? Did his stubbornness reach the devil? Did it? ……He suddenly trembled with a start- the shirt on his back waist was being slowly pulled out from the pants.

The fabric brushed over the skin while being dragged, bringing up a ticklish feeling.

Jiang Rui was only wearing a pair of pants. His big and tall figure with extremely strong pressure stood to Wen Ming’s back, and enveloped his entire being in the shadows.

Goosebumps rose up right there and then on Wen Ming. He finally perceived this damned dangerous situation right now.

How was he obedient??

This was a white-eyed wolf[2]……

Jiang Rui’s fairly broad shoulders did not emerge from wearing clothes. When this person was topless, the wide shoulders and back and the well-toned muscles commanded the whole view. Even if he did not bend his arms, it was clear there were bulging muscles lines.

Looking to be even more threatening.

Jiang Rui’s voice lowly resounded by the ear. His tone was clearly considered light, yet each word carried a hint of coldness that made others shiver.

He asked, “Where’s your tail?”

As expected, when Wen Ming got scared from xiao’Ha, his tail was seen.

Wen Ming who had his back to him ground his teeth audibly at this time.

Those things he said just now, really…… was all for nothing! To the very end, he only moved himself!

Like he said, how did Jiang Rui suddenly seem like he changed, turns out he was laying in wait there preying on his tail.

And at the same time, though it was late, Jiang Rui’s hand still came, and reached into Wen Ming’s mouth in time.

—— Go on, bite. Even if you bite me dead, I’ll still want the tail today.

The devil’s happy voice resounded by his eardrums, “Ah. Found it.”

Wen Ming was surprised and angry, and turned around and used strength to push the person—— but did not manage to push him away at all. One of Jiang Rui’s hands stuck to the waistline on his back, and the well-defined fingers reached into the waistband of the pants.

Jiang Rui seemed to have found another new interest from within. Something more interesting than the matter of finding the tail itself.

And on the other hand, Wen Ming seemed to have felt something. Jiang Rui said he wanted to see the tail, but at this time, the position of these two and this kind of atmosphere made the sirens inside Wen Ming go off.

Tail or no tail, that’s one thing, but matters were heading in a much worse direction and going off the rails.

He could not let Jiang Rui indulge himself any further, there would be problems.

Wen Ming already did not consider other things anymore. He took action immediately.

In the next second, Jiang Rui’s hands were only left with a pair of pants originally on Wen Ming, all barren and empty.

While the clothes Wen Ming wore already fell to the floor. Beneath the fabric were rustling sounds, and a very large fluffy rabbit head stuck out from within.

And then, the left and right stuck up with two long and soft ears.

The rabbit on the floor blinked at him, and the nose lightly quivered. This rabbit that was as big as a medium-sized dog leapt once and distanced itself away from the half-naked Jiang Rui.

If I let you prevail today, I’m going to write the characters to little Mr. Strawberry upside down from now on!

Jiang Rui’s face was full of smiles, yet laughed without making a sound. Wen Ming could not see it, but his eyes let out an uncontrollable light of excitement, pointing directly at this rabbit.

[1] er ha = nickname for derpy huskies

[2] refers to ungrateful people.