Boss, Can I Hug Your T.h.i.g.h?

Toot. Toot. Toot.

"My back!"

Opening her eyes, all she could think of, "what the F! Auntie, stop making my back hurt." Massaging it, she kept on thinking she might not have dysmenorrhea but her back will be really painful whenever Auntie visits.

While being in daze and massaging her back, she heard something like 'Psst. Psst.' Getting annoyed with that Psst she kept on hearing, she sat down and searched for her phone as she thought that was her alarm tone.

"Where the F is my phone?!" she really wants to stop it now. Her mood would be totally ruined if that thing will not stop.

"Ahh… Boss, cursing is not good."

Startled, Hana observed her surrounding and realized that she was not familiar with her current environment. It looked like a hotel but she knew she could not afford to stay there with her meager salary. She looked left and right to search for her phone and that someone that might be around talking to her.

"Hey, are you awake now?"

"Ugh. Who are you?! Show yourself! I know martial arts and I can take you down within a minute!" She was getting scared now to the point that she's spouting nonsense and kept on thinking of supernatural stuff and she's a strong, independent woman. Reading too much also has cons and one of it is being like a Chuuni.

Also, since she was a child, every time a horror episode was showing on TV, her father kept on scarring her that she became too scared to sleep alone. Growing up, she hated it when her friends try to invite her to go to a horror booth. Left with no choice, all she could do was to hug someone in front of her until they reach the end.

"Ahh. I'm not sure how to though as of this moment. But close your eyes and I will show you something."

Too scared to move, she just closed her eyes. Stop thinking that she's too naïve to follow that stranger's instruction without making sure of her current situation. She just had an intuition that something was not right but the situation felt familiar.

After she closed eyes, a white light appeared with the words, 'Welcome to Life System! I'm 022, your guide that will help you during your adventures.'

"What the F!" Opening her eyes and cursing again, all she could think of was if that's the legendary system that she always wants to have?! She closed her eyes again to read the follow up texts and tried to listen to that annoying voice that startled her.

"Host, thank you for trusting us! I, 022, will help you with everything that I can do as long as it is within my means. Please think of the word Status to check your profile." Trusting? She was flabbergasted when she heard that. When did she say she trusts them?

Nevertheless, after thinking of "Status," a bunch of information appeared that she was not sure whether to laugh or strangle that F system.

First Name: Hana

Last Name: Yori

Age: 23

Status: Single since birth

Height (original): 157 cm

Weight (original): 63 KG (Type I obese, needs to exercise)

Level: 0

Experience: 0 / 100

"What the F is wrong with you! Why did you include my height and weight?!" Getting relieved that what she felt was right, all she could do now was to react that way.

"Boss, I'm not sure too. It is always like this but no worries, as long as you work hard, you can purchase a medicine that can help you to slim down. Also, please take note that you will also have your original appearance in your future adventures. So as long as you want to remove that status 'single since birth' too, please work hard!"

"What the! What's wrong with you?! Do you think that no one will like me with my current appearance?! You are too mean to judge someone based on their outward appearance!" Body shaming someone is one of those things she hates the most. There's really nothing wrong if you have your current body as long as you are happy but why the F others can't realize that?

"But how come you are still single?"

"I'm busy with work! I got no time for romance," that's a lie. Really. Her standards are just too high that nobody can enter her eyes. She wants to have someone like Lu Tingxiao or any male leads she found.

"Oh... No time for romance… but most of the novels you were reading were about romance?"

"Ugh. I hate you." Without realizing it, she lost her consciousness because of the tiredness she felt.