CH 031 Lose The Person But Not The Face

When Nie Bufan woke up, the first thing he saw was Li Yi’s evil face. He slowed his breathing and carefully withdrew from his arms. Although his hands had been loosened, his whole body ached like it had been run over by something.

As Nie Bufan surreptitiously searched for his clothes that were scattered everywhere, he gritted his teeth and made strange faces. Just after he put on an inner robe and prepared to cross over Li Yi and get out of bed, his waist was suddenly encircled by a strong arm, and then Li Yi’s faint voice sounded: “Where are you going?”

Nie Bufan turned his head, looked at Li Yi with a pair of innocent eyes, and said, “It’s not early anymore, it’s time to get up.”

“Oh.” Li Yi sat up and pulled Nie Bufan on his lap.

Nie Bufan sat obediently and didn’t move, just asked, “Where is this?”

“The old house of a distant relative of the Li family, apart from regular cleaning, few people set foot in it.”

“Oh. Then why are we here?”

Li Yi squinted his eyes and looked at him for a while before saying, “Why do you think we are here?”

Nie Bufan took up his trousers and put his feet in them while thinking. “I remember I went to the brothel and called a few girls to accompany the wine. The chat was very fun, and then……”

“Then what?” With every word Li Yi heard, his face went dark.

“Then……there is no more. When I woke up I found myself here.” Nie Bufan rubbed his temples and said in distress, “Why don’t I have any impression of what happened afterwards?”

“You mean, you don’t remember what happened last night?” Li Yi gritted his teeth.

“That’s right.” Nie Bufan said solemnly, “I think I was drunk. The strange thing is that I hurt everywhere except my head.”

“……”

“Li Fourth, your expression now looks like you have constipation, are you alright?”

Li Yi pressed down Nie Bufan’s hand that was pulling up his trousers, and said sinisterly: “You want to use ‘drunk’ to get away?”

“Did I do anything outrageous?” Nie Bufan asked in a low voice.

Li Yi pursed his lips and said nothing.

“……Or, did you do something heinous?”

Nie Bufan stared at Li Yi as if looking at a heinous beast, but his fingers pulled at the hand that had grabbed his waistband.

After confirming that the other could not be moved, Nie Bufan had to ask sincerely: “Can you let go?”

“No.”

“Spring mornings are very cold, and it is easy to catch a cold if left exposed to the air.”

“It’ll be fine like this.” Li Yi grasped the thing between his legs.

“This……” Nie Bufan said with a bitter face, “I don’t have the habit of getting morning erections.”

Li Yi leaned into his ear and said, “I do.”

Nie Bufan suddenly fell on Li Yi and said weakly: “Li Fourth, my head hurts. Touch it, is it feverish?”

Li Yi expressionlessly let go of the hand that was gripping his vital part, and prepared to touch his forehead.

Nie Bufan stretched out his hand to block it and squinted his eyes and said, “Li Fourth, although I know you do not mind trivial details, but I still have to remind you that a man who doesn’t love cleanliness is unlovable.”

“……” Someone who sleep in a chicken coop all the time was telling him about cleanliness!

Taking advantage of Li Yi’s preoccupation with privately scorning him, Nie Bufan slid out of his arms like a mud fish, jumped up and lifted his pants.

“!” As soon as he lifted his pants, Nie Bufan sat down on the bed, feeling a faint pain in his private part, but he didn’t want to show this pain so as not to be asked by Li Yi. The so-called lose the person but not the face. But as someone who was afraid of pain, he was very annoyed at Li Yi. He wanted to act out violently but was deterred by the other’s high martial arts skills. All kinds of emotions intertwined and caused Nie Bufan’s expression to look like paste that was being twisted, odd, wrinkled, weird, and distorted……

“……What are you doing?” Li Yi’s mouth twitched as he saw this, and really wanted to help him fix his face.

Nie Bufan touched his face pretending to be calm, and said: “It’s okay, it’s just I have the urgency to pee.”

“……” Alright, even if Li Yi still had thoughts of morning exercise, they were wiped out by his idiotic words. He was now very glad that he didn’t prematurely ejaculate last night. This guy Nie Bufan definitely had the potential to drive people crazy. He had obviously succeeded in eating the other, but yet he had no sense of accomplishment at all. In the future when they do it again, it would be best to plug his mouth first.

“Can we get up yet?” Nie Bufan asked in a tiny voice.

Li Yi waved his hand conveying that he was letting him go. For the sake of his fragile heart, it was best to not push too much. Otherwise, who knew what other strange faces this guy would make?

Nie Bufan smiled, and stood up cautiously with the waist of his pants lifted in place by a hand, ready to step over him to find the belt.

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At this moment, the door was kicked open with a bang, and Zhang Junshi rushed in with a solemn expression. Nie Bufan was taken aback and loosened his hand in shock, pants once again falling off, revealing two bare legs……

Zhang Junshi and Li Yi froze at the same time, and their eyes simultaneously fell on Nie Bufan’s legs.

Nie Bufan clamped his legs, and gave each person an eye knife, saying with contempt: “Don’t you know what it means to turn a blind eye on impropriety?”

Zhang Junshi turned his head unnaturally, while Li Yi stretched out his hand to help him put on his pants.

Nie Bufan kicked him away unceremoniously, and lifted his trousers at the speed of lightning.

Zhang Junshi turned his head and looked at Li Yi coldly. Li Yi returned with triumphant eyes.

Nie Bufan stepped out of the bed awkwardly and pursed his mouth at Zhang Junshi in grief, “Zhang Third, I got drunk last night.”

“Really?” Zhang Junshi picked up his clothes to help him put on, his face was dark, especially after seeing the suspicious marks on his neck, he was even more displeased.

Nie Bufan opened his arms and let him serve. He asked, “Zhang Third, how are you here?”

“Your chicken.”

Nie Bufan subconsciously looked at his lower body, and after confirming that he wasn’t flashing anything, he realized that Zhang Third was talking about a real chicken.

Sure enough, as soon as he looked up, he saw the little chicken head of Lady Flower poking around the door. After meeting his line of sight, it disappeared again.

Nie Bufan gritted his teeth, these guys were getting less and less respectful about their master, betraying him had become commonplace it seemed. When he got back, he would have to rectify it, otherwise, wouldn’t he have no privacy left?

“Okay, let’s go back.” After Zhang Junshi helped him get dressed, he took his hand and prepared to leave. Unexpectedly, after only a few steps, he couldn’t move farther. Looking back, he found that Li Yi, whose clothes were slightly disheveled, had grabbed Nie Bufan’s other hand.

“Go back together.” Li Yi touched Nie Bufan’s head with his other hand.

Zhang Junshi’s eyes swept him coldly, and collided with Li Yi’s eyes again in the air. In an instant, static crackled.

Nie Bufan looked back and forth at the image they made, three grown men going forward hand in hand, looking very much like three fools.

Nie Bufan suddenly pulled his hands together, folding Zhang and Li’s hands on top of each other’s, and said seriously: “Good brothers must love each other.”

Li Yi and Zhang Junshi looked at each other and shuddered at the same time, quickly pulling their hands back.

“Okay, let’s go.” Nie Bufan nodded in satisfaction, took a large step with his hands behind his back, and froze as soon as his toes tapped the floor. Then, his legs trembled slightly, and his whole figure twisted strangely like a pair of scissors about to melt.

Nie Bufan was unwilling to show weakness, and the consequence was that he had to endure the unspeakable pain. But he had reached his limit, it was too unbearable!

It hurt too f**king much!

Nie Bufan leaned on Zhang Junshi’s shoulder, clenched his fists and grimaced. In his heart he imagined piercing Li Yi with many sharp objects.

Li Yi’s eyes were a little worried and a little proud, stepping forward he lifted him into his arms.

Zhang Junshi stopped him: “What are you doing?”

Li Yi said mildly: “Do you not see that he is uncomfortable? There is still a long distance from the village, I am afraid he can’t walk the whole way.”

Zhang Junshi gritted his teeth and stared at Li Yi fiercely.

Li Yi smiled: “He was exhausted from last night.”

This was simply bare and naked provocation!

Nie Bufan also replied with the bravery of not knowing death: “Yeah, I didn’t sleep well last night. I had a weird dream all night and I definitely won’t drink anymore. It’s too exhausting.”

Li Yi chuckled.

Zhang Junshi’s face appeared dark and purple, as if poisoned.

“Can we leave? Hurry up.” Nie Bufan urged.

“Let’s go.” Li Yi walked around Zhang Junshi briskly.

Zhang Junshi stared at his back, for a long time. Soon the anger in his eyes gradually subsided to be replaced with firmness.

When approaching the entrance of the village, Nie Bufan insisted that Li Yi put him down. As the head of Chicken Nest Village, he must not be seen by any living thing in the village in such a “fragile” state. This was too detrimental to his glorious image.

After returning to the village, the first thing he saw was the Tian Nu Nineteen walking about. Nie Bufan walked up to her with a smile, “You came back early? I was a bit worried about you just now.”

“My thanks to the village head for worrying, this humble girl……is very grateful.” Nineteen pretended to be gentle and ladylike, but her eyes wandered showing a guilty conscience.

In fact, when Li Yi arrived there last night, she saw him while in the corridor on the other side, but she didn’t notify Nie Bufan. Instead she made her escape first. Although it was a little unethical, but for the sake of her own reputation, it was better to protect herself first.

Nineteen’s pretence was not successful enough. If she had the thick skin of Nie Bufan, along with her identity as a quack she would definitely be invincible in the world. It’s a pity that she couldn’t hide that little bit of guilt from Nie Bufan’s perceptive eyes. Originally it was just a suspicion, but now it was determined that Nineteen had indeed abandoned him at a critical time.

Nie Bufan bared his white teeth at her, smiled brightly, and said kindly: “It’s great that you are alright. The sun is bright outside, so please pay attention to sun protection when you go out.”

Nineteen subconsciously looked at the sky. It was a warm and gentle spring sun, what need was there for sunscreen?

Nie Bufan turned and left with a strange cackle.

As soon as he walked to the door of his house, he saw several dark shadows falling from the sky, landing on the yard with a loud bang and raising dust everywhere.

When he looked closely, he realized that it was a……corpse? Not only this one, there were four or five strangers lying all around in the yard.

Nie Bufan looked up, only to see a person standing on the roof of his house, appearing as ethereal and effervescent as an immortal. It was Wang Shichan who came and went without a trace.

“What is this?” Nie Bufan asked questioningly, pointing at the people on the ground.

“Chicken thief.” Wang Shichan replied concisely.

“Chicken thief?” He kicked one of them in the ass, dissatisfied, “You can’t solve it outside the village? What are you doing going to the effort of bringing them to my yard?”

“Since I have promised to guard the place, I must do everything perfectly.” Wang Shichan said indifferently, “but I am only responsible for catching thieves, not for disposing of them.”

“……” Nie Bufan had to admit that he underestimated this serious looking guy.

As he was lost in thought, a certain Wang had already disappeared, leaving only a floor covered with “corpses”.

Nie Bufan touched his chin and looked around the village.

The situation was not looking good! It seemed that the residents of Chicken Nest Village were showing signs of becoming unruly. He felt that his supreme prestige was being challenged……

TN: LOL so, Nineteen did get her revenge, even if it’s indirectly.