CH 028 Keep Watch For Me

The stain fight with each other ended because of an unprecedented stinky fart from rooster Little Yellow.

At that time, Little Yellow was standing in the wind watching the melee. In a moment of excitement he had mistakenly released a loud fart. As the spring breeze swept by and carried it downwards, the stench instantly stunned Li Yi and the others who happened to be in the direction of the wind.

And for quite a while after that, both humans and chickens who had been targets were in such pain they would welcome death. The chickens scrambled to disperse while Li Yi and others covered their noses and stomped their feet in pain. It didn’t take long for all the living creatures in the area to experience game over.

“Huh? It’s over?” Nie Bufan, who was cooking chicken soup in the kitchen, hadn’t heard anything for a long time. He couldn’t help but lean out to take a look, only to realize that the battle had subsided.

There were no more chickens on the scene, and the rest of the people were all green in the face. It was plain to the senses that they were covered with an awful stinky smell, and yet they had to maintain a graceful demeanor for the sake of saving face, standing there stiffly like wooden stakes.

Nie Bufan looked for a while and shouted: “I had Tu Beng boil some hot water, do you want to go freshen up first?”

Hearing this, Li Huai walked towards his residence without saying a word.

Si Chenyu and Chen Muran also left one after another. As for Wang Shichan, who triggered the battle, he had long since disappeared.

Li Yi walked silently to the kitchen where Nie Bufan was located, but ended up being blocked by the door before he could even take a step in: “You, hurry up and wash, it smells so bad that you can kill mosquitoes.”

In fact, the smell of Li Yi’s body was not from Little Yellow’s stinky fart, but the result of being stained with chicken poop during his fight with Wang Shichan.

Li Yi looked at Nie Bufan. Suddenly he stepped forward, hugged him tightly in his arms, and rubbed against him thoroughly.

Nie Bufan struggled and yelled, “Li Fourth, you bastard!”

Li Yi remained unfazed and said, “Is the hot water ready, let’s wash together?”

“Hmmph!” Nie Bufan kicked Li Yi away and saw Zhang Junshi walking towards them at a glance. He immediately stretched out his arms and flew into Zhang Junshi’s embrace in an extremely elegant posture, and then began to rub against the other hard for a few times.

Li Yi’s face went black.

Zhang Junshi smiled.

“Fellow comrades, for our glorious image, let’s take a bath together!” Nie Bufan pointed a finger at the bathhouse in a very heroic posture.

However, Li Yi and Zhang Junshi were the only ones who entered the water in the end.

When they were already soaking in the hot water Nie Bufan had long since disappeared, leaving them each occupying a corner of the bath, staring at each other speechlessly.

Li Yi stood up suddenly, randomly put on a piece of clothing, and speed walked out of the bathhouse. Not long after, Nie Bufan was brought in wrapped in his arms. With a throw Nie Bufan landed into the bath, splashing water all over.

Nie Bufan popped his head up and protested: “Li Fourth, what are you doing?”

“Bath.”

“I’m not bathing!”

Li Yi ignored him, took off his clothes and got into the bath again.

“Zhang Third, look at Li Fourth, rotten to the core!” Nie Bufan turned around and hugged Zhang Junshi, accusing Li Yi of evil.

Zhang Junshi patted him on the shoulder and comforted: “It’s okay, I am here.”

Li Yi glanced at him contemptuously, and stretched out his hand to pull Nie Bufan out from his arms.

Nie Bufan hugged onto Zhang Junshi’s neck tightly. Zhang Junshi wrapped his waist with one hand, and blocked Li Yi’s claws with the other.

The eyes of the two collided in the air, sparks flying and crackling.

Li Yi retracted his hand and leaned leisurely by the bath, but underwater his leg stretched out to rub Nie Bufan’s back waist.

Nie Bufan couldn’t help standing up and straddling Zhang Junshi’s lap to get away from the leg. Turning his head he glared at Li Yi.

Zhang Junshi was now under immense suffering, and he could only endure as much as possible as Nie Bufan moved around on his lap. However, Li Yi was in high spirits, and his toes moved intentionally or unintentionally over Nie Bufan’s hips and bottom. Nie Bufan could only dodge, shaking up and down.

Despite Zhang Junshi’s outstanding endurance, he also could no longer remain calm, swelling up and standing upright, poking against Nie Bufan.

Nie Bufan paused and glanced at Zhang Junshi in surprise. The other only looked back deeply.

At this time, Li Yi’s evil foot stretched forward again, following down the spine and down to the tailbone.

Nie Bufan leaned forward slightly, only for Zhang Junshi’s to push against the edge of the entrance, the only obstacle being a thin layer of pants. Nie Bufan sat on his knees, so long as he actually sat down directly, it was likely that it would drive straight in.

Zhang Junshi’s expression did not change, but his eyes were faintly expectant, and his breathing became suppressed and rapid.

The three fell silent. The surface of the water was strangely tranquil, but it was another story underwater.

Suddenly, Nie Bufan grabbed Li Yi’s foot with his hand and dragged it up with the strength of an infant suckling milk——

Splash! The martial artist Li Yi slipped unpreparedly, and sank into the water leaving only bubbles behind.

Taking advantage of the successful move, Nie Bufan quickly got off Zhang Junshi and sat side by side with him.

Zhang Junshi glanced at him, and as Li Yi was still underwater, he lowered his head and kissed his mouth lightly. His eyes were deep and had a smile that was so gentle that one could drown in it.

Nie Bufan’s body inexplicably became numb, as if something had given him an electric shock, leaving him feeling limp down to his bones.

Li Yi broke out of the water with a dark face and glared at Nie Bufan, but did not scold the other. Who told him to make trouble first?

Nie Bufan leaned on the side of the bath with one hand, propped his head and said, “Li Fourth, if you’re gonna take a bath then take a bath. Why cause a disturbance?” As he said so he raised his feet out of the water and shook them, casting a coquettish wink at the other. Softly he said: “Why, do you need a massage from me?”

“No need.” Li Yi squeezed out these words stiffly.

Zhang Junshi smiled and picked up a towel to help Nie Bufan wipe the stains on his face.

Nie Bufan pulled his hand to one side, took a handkerchief and wiped at it casually himself.

When Li Yi saw this, his face became dark.

After that, everything was calm, and the three of them dried up smoothly and quickly, as if nothing had happened.

But the three have different thoughts in their hearts.

Zhang Junshi revealed his feelings and was no longer depressed.

Li Yi gained a sense of crisis, and was thinking about how to make it official as soon as possible.

Nie Bufan had a rare headache, and he secretly asked himself if he should visit a brothel?

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Nie Bufan walked into the kitchen and swept the stove inadvertently, and suddenly shouted, “Where is my chicken soup?”

The stove was empty, leaving only the remaining scent of the chicken soup mixed with a foul smell in the air.

He didn’t even need to guess, it must be Wang Shichan who suddenly circled back and stole the whole pot of soup.

“Who said that the eldest son of the Wang family was otherworldly and ethereal, an “elegant” master in the wind?” Nie Bufan asked with gritted teeth.

Both Zhang and Li looked at each other, neither of them made a peep.

Nie Bufan slapped the table and said cruelly: “Starting today, all meals will be changed to white porridge and eggs!”

“Uh……” Zhang Junshi said hesitantly, “Bufan, as far as I know, Wang Shichan is a vegetarian, and white porridge with eggs seems to suit his taste perfectly.”

Li Yi nodded repeatedly.

Nie Bufan smiled and said, “Then I will add spice to the white porridge and mix garlic in the egg.”

“……” Zhang Junshi glanced at Li Yi, conveying the meaning: You should have beaten the other to death before. Now great, you let him run away, and we will suffer the consequences.

Li Yi also glanced back at him: People who don’t contribute have no right to speak.

Ignoring the eye contact between the two, Nie Bufan angrily washed the rice and began to cook porridge.

Suddenly, he asked, “Who knows what Wang Shichan likes best?”

“Buddhist scriptures.” The two replied at the same time. This was probably something everyone knew.

“How much does he like it?”

“He would recite a scripture before and after meals.” Li Yi replied.

“Cherishes rare ancient books or works handed down from generation to generation.”

“Oh.” Nie Bufan nodded in understanding, his face was no longer murderous, and he began to hum in a good mood.

Both Zhang and Li shivered for no reason at the same time.

It was night, Nie Bufan swiped a book from the little chicken. This was seen in the little chicken’s collection when he was searching for the thief last time. The little chicken had been using it as a tool for grinding its teeth, and the corners were already ragged. Though, the text inside was still whole.

This happened to be a Buddhist scripture, and Nie Bufan could recognize it because there was a Buddha image drawn on the cover. There was not only the original text, but also a translated text inside.

Nie Bufan took out pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and randomly selected a few paragraphs of the original text with translations and copied them down one by one. The words were crooked and twisted like drunk chickens trying to line up.

He then took nails and a hammer, the freshly inked pile of paper, and walked out into the night……

The next day, Wang Shichan appeared in front of Nie Bufan as expected, holding all twelve pages of scriptures he copied last night in his hand.

“Where did this come from?” Wang Shichan asked.

Nie Bufan took a casual look: “What?”

“The “Mahayana Heart Sutra” is an incomplete scripture from hundreds of years ago. There are a total of six Buddhist scriptures for the Six Degrees of Great Cultivation. Now only three have been handed down to the world, and these pages I am holding is from one of the missing scriptures. Where did you get it from? Where is the whole book?”

“Why should I tell you?” Nie Bufan said with a self-satisfied look and drank tea leisurely.

Li Yi and Zhang Junshi, who happened to come to the door, couldn’t help but become curious when they saw this situation. They read the scriptures on the paper carefully. The words were obscure and had far-reaching implications. They were not fabricated out of thin air, let alone by the semi-illiterate Nie Bufan.

Just where did this guy get the Buddhist scriptures? He had asked about Wang Shichan’s preference only yesterday, and today he manifested one. If Wang Shichan liked erotic pictures, then don’t know if he would take out the “Secret Art of Muscle and Bone Transformation”……

Wang Shichan’s face was a little dark. He had always been calm but he couldn’t help feeling angry when he saw the cherished Buddhist scriptures copied in handwriting that looked like demons dancing, and then randomly scattered everywhere. He couldn’t help feeling angry, even more angry than when he was tricked by them yesterday.

“Give me the scriptures.” Wang Shichan said expressionlessly.

“You say to hand it to you then I’ll hand it to you?”

“Then what do you want?”

Nie Bufan looked him up and down a few times before asking, “What can you do?”

“What do you mean?”

“Can you cook?”

“No.”

“Laundry?”

“No.”

“Feed the chickens?”

“No.”

“……Warm the bed?”

“……”

Nie Bufan looked at him contemptuously: “You don’t know how to do anything, why should I give you such precious, rare and unique scriptures?”

“I’ll buy it with money.”

“Ye is not short of money now.”

“Then what are you short of?”

Short of brain cells. Zhang Junshi and Li Yi instantly saw this sentence flash in their minds.

Nie Bufan thought hard and murmured: “I have money, a house, and chickens to warm the bed. I have talents and looks as well as bodyguards. I eat well and sleep well, my life is worry-free. It seems as if I don’t lack anything?”

“……” The three of them appeared speechless at the same time.

“How about this!” Nie Bufan clapped his hands and said simply, “You will keep watch for me around Chicken Nest Village, and be on guard of others stealing the chickens. Recently, there are often strange people around Chicken Nest Village. The chickens are good, pure and harmless, delicate and weak, and will be easily kidnapped away.”

Good, pure and harmless, delicate and weak? This was definitely not describing Nie Bufan’s chickens!

The three were silent.

“So?” Nie Bufan asked again.

Wang Shichan thought about it for a while, and finally nodded his head, making a decision that he would regret thousands of times in the future: “Okay.”