0.6. I'm going crazy (4)

Let's lick the bruised wound lightly with a resolute expression, and from the other person, “… … I'm sorry.” moaning poured out.

 

Feeling embarrassed for some reason, Jenny closed her ears. Her eyes were also tightly closed and he meticulously licked every nook and cranny of her where she was hurt.

 

'If you do this... … .'

 

I thought it would be okay, I slowly recalled my eyelids. In front of my eyes, the clean skin was revealed.

 

'Kya... … !'

 

As expected, it seemed that rabbit saliva had healing powers. Jenny clapped her stretched hands with her dainty paws.

 

After watching her performance for a moment with satisfaction, she adjusted Tenoch's shirt again. She then turned to examine her complexion.

 

“Kiin. (Failed.)”

 

I don't know since when did she keep her eyes open, but the colorful golden eyes were fixed on her like nails.

 

'I'll be thrilled.'

 

Should I pretend to be asleep? Or will you just run away?

 

A thousand thoughts ran through my head. But nothing helped.

 

Tenoch raised himself slowly. He had no hesitation in moving whether his internal wounds had been completely healed.

 

Before long, the opponent's hand reached out. Jenny closed his eyes tightly. Tenoch picked her up and lifted her up onto her thigh.

 

“I am embarrassed.”

 

A heavy bass sound poured from above.

 

'… … that's me too. What are you going to do with me now, human?'

 

Jenny was in a state of desperation. Yes, if this emperor has a bad heart and tries to use me, I'll just do it... … !

 

"Thank you."

 

'Eh.'

 

I was raising my front teeth to bite the emperor with the feeling that you should die and I will live, but unexpectedly, gratitude came back.

 

The way he brushed Jenny's hair with his large hand was very kind. As if you really think of me as a pet!

 

“You think of me as your master.”

 

'to?'

 

What is this guy talking about now?

 

“I watched you lick my wounds out of concern for me.”

 

'Eh?'

 

“Is it because you are worried? My body feels so light as if I was born again. Of course, it must be because of the painkiller effect.”

 

'Eh?'

 

It was something that was way off the point. Tenoch focused on the 'act' of Jenny, a rabbit, licking his wounds, and was not paying attention to the 'fact' that the wounds were completely healed.

 

“This is why people keep pets.”

 

A proud smile hung on his lips as he spoke to himself.

 

'This guy is strange.'

 

Unlike the first impression, which makes people numb just by looking into their eyes, there is a subtly sloppy side.

 

A charm that I didn't know at all when I read the original.

 

Jenny calmly accepted Tenoch's touch. The feeling of someone stroking my hair wasn't as bad as I thought. No, honestly, it was a good thing.

 

Ever since I woke up here, I have been in a series of embarrassing, embarrassing, and frightening situations. For the first time, a calm and good feeling wrapped around his body.

 

 

 

***

 

 

 

Wow. square square. Chop. square square.

 

“You really like apples.”

 

Yes. I like apples. But I don't like 'only apples'.

 

But perhaps because the ignorant Emperor ordered as many as 100 boxes of apples, these maids keep bringing 'apples only'.

 

Being a rabbit who can't speak, what can I do?

 

'I'm hungry, so I should eat at least this.'

 

Jenny shook her head and immersed herself in eating again. The twitching mouth is moistened with apple juice.

 

I'm starting to feel full, but around the time I'm contemplating whether to eat another one or not. Maid 2 made a pleasant noise while listening.

 

“I was thinking of going out for a walk after eating… … .”

 

Jenny, who was busy chewing an apple, stopped moving. Her widened eyes and dancing ears showed how excited she was.

 

“Are you that happy?”

 

'Of course!'

 

It's already been a week since I've been locked in my room.

 

Of course, as a result of receiving extreme care (monitoring), eating apples, taking medicine, and repeating fainting and falling asleep, it is now possible to move alone.

 

'wait.'

 

However, the sudden thought caught my head.

 

'This idiot!'

 

Doesn't my saliva have the ability to heal wounds? Then wouldn't it be possible to heal my wounds too?

 

'I've been sick like an idiot. Even now... … ?'

 

Jenny pulled her head back to lick her ass. By the way… … .

 

'… … I can't reach it.'

 

No matter how much I struggled, it was not enough. He stuck out his tongue, but it was just one span short of the part hit by the arrow.

 

'Eh, hit me!'

 

Jenny stretched her body and stretched out.

 

'Enough! Let's go for a walk. Let's go!'

 

She hopped toward the door. 'Kangchong kkangchung' that we have become accustomed to. It's still embarrassing, but I should be thankful that I'm alive.

 

Jenny quickly escaped through the door opened by the maid and ended up with her mouth wide open.

 

'Oh my gosh… … .'

 

The ceiling of the carpeted hallway was far too high, and the ornaments placed here and there were dazzlingly luxurious.

 

It was a pity that he once again possessed a small herbivore rather than a human body. Still, where can you experience such a splendid romance fantasy world?

 

'you hoo.'

 

Jenny stepped on the polished carpet and ran all the way. Reaching the first floor, she briefly turned her head to look around.

 

The dazzling sunlight was falling through the transparent glass windows, but somehow my heart was pounding and I couldn't wait for the maid.

 

Jenny went straight ahead.

 

“I have to go out to the right… … !”

 

The maid who followed from behind hurriedly gave directions. But she was already late.

 

The rabbit's small body, which was moving straight ahead, quickly passed through a door that opened just in time.

 

'OMG.'

 

And Jenny was surprised again. Because the scent she longed for penetrated the tip of her nose.

 

'meat!'

 

The identity of the familiar smell was 'meat' that he had seen even in his dreams. Jenny, her eyes widened, flew right up onto the table.

 

"your majesty… … !”

 

Loud shouts were heard from all directions.

 

Either that or not. Jenny snapped at the chunk of meat that filled her eyes! she asked.

 

'this… … !'

 

Is there a Mimi (beautiful taste)!

 

The perfect balance of lean meat and fat!

 

The texture is soft enough to melt!

 

Mouth full of gravy!

 

The reason I had let go the moment I smelled the meat was now turned to porridge and stuck in the mud.

 

"her… … .”

 

Tenoch let out an exhilarating sigh as he snatched the steak he had forked up in the blink of an eye.

 

The rabbit turned back and buried its nose in the plate and gulped down the wide chunk of meat.

 

Everyone hardened like candle wax and watched the bizarre sight of herbivores eating meat. It was then.

 

“Ouch!”

 

I was suddenly out of breath. Her dainty front paws pressed against her cramped chest. Then pick it up on the table! fell down

 

'To die of thirst for steak... … . After all, life is meat from meat... … .'

 

Just like that, my eyes flashed.

 

 

 

***

 

 

 

“Call the imperial court.”

 

At the cold instruction, the attendants rushed out. Tenoch held Jenny in her hands.

 

Bubbly. The walking steps were hasty. Returning to the room, he carefully set the rabbit down on the bed.

 

I didn't like the look of him lying down as if he was dead, with his mouth covered in sauce.

 

The cool eyes touched Jenny's closed eyelids, weakly dangling front legs, and bulging belly, then returned to her sauce-stained mouth.

 

"your majesty."

 

Soon after, the imperial physician entered the room with medical instruments.

 

“Save me.”

 

Tenoch gave the order in a nonchalant tone, then walked over to a chair set to one side and sat down. Long legs crossed gracefully. He looked like an emperor of a real empire.

 

However, contrary to his calm appearance, his heart is a little stuffy.

 

"cold water."

 

“Yes, Your Majesty.”

 

Tenoch lightly untied the tie around his neck with his outstretched fingers, instructing the attendant. He gazed toward the bed as he slowly inhaled the water from the servant.

 

The imperial physician urgently examined the small animal. The silence that lasted for a while was broken by an aide, Recardo, who entered the bedroom of the emperor.

 

“It is poison.”

 

Tenoch's handsome brow tightened.

 

"Details."

 

The hand holding the glass of water was also quite strong.

 

“The knife Your Majesty used was poisoned. It's not poisonous enough to endanger life, but it causes hallucinations and excruciating headaches... … .”

 

Recardo, who continued talking, twitched his nose and quickly turned his head to one side. Then, covering his mouth with his sleeve, he shouted, “Hoch!” I sneezed.

 

"sorry."

 

Tenoch didn't care.

 

“The culprit.”

 

“We are searching.”

 

“What is the blow to the non-human entity? chamberlain… … .”

 

Tenoch's gaze returned to the creature lying on the bed.

 

“… … I apologize, Your Majesty.”

 

The aide lowered his gaze. Even though it is not deadly poison, it must be fatal to a small rabbit among animals.

 

Tenoch unknowingly bit his lip.

 

just a beast It was not a companion animal of excellent lineage raised for the imperial family, but a wild beast picked up in the forest.

 

A bewildering rabbit who doesn't know how to be afraid of people and rushes recklessly, and makes eye contact.

 

A monster that, when I first encountered it while hunting, crawled across the ground to live without losing my breath even after being hit by an arrow I shot.

 

I was strangely moved by that appearance.

 

'In the end, it was a light life to die like this.'

 

I ended up making things complicated for no reason. Tenoch got up from his chair and headed for the door. It's more important to find the reverse god who dared to poison the emperor's tableware than the rabbit's life.

 

But why... … .

 

'My heart is so stuffy.'

 

It was just as Tenoch was about to step out the door. The body, which had been limp and limp like a threshed barley sack, wriggled slowly.

 

“Sah, I lived… … !”

 

With an urgent cry from the imperial court.

 

“Coke!”

 

The silver rabbit let out a deep cough and jumped up.

 

I'm going crazy (5)

'This is so... … .'

It couldn't have been a very embarrassing situation. I must have left the emperor's bedroom to go for a walk, but why did I wake up and find myself on his bed again?

Also, what are the vague memories of inhaling meat, and who are these many people who keep a close eye on them?

“Ppaeng! (Crazy!)”

At that moment, a terrible pain came over me. It was because some old man had stuck a syringe into her thigh.

I tried to twist my body to escape, but I couldn't help being caught by the attendants.

“Bpaeaeng! (Save people! Oh, no, save rabbits! These crazy things catch rabbits!)”

After drawing an appropriate amount of blood, the royal physician took out the syringe. Only then did the hand that held her tightly hold her back.

Jenny glared at the gray-haired old man who was conducting various tests with teary eyes.

“Hoo… … .”

Each time the results were displayed on the test paper, the imperial doctor let out a sound that was somewhere between an exclamation and a sigh.

Tenoch, who was watching the scene, finally couldn't stand it and asked.

“Why?”

"That is… … .”

The imperial palace doctor tilted his head and hesitated to speak.

“Say it rightly.”

“No poison was detected in the bodily fluids.”

In an instant, the room was agitated.

“… … No poison detected? Is it possible?"

“How dare you tell me… … .”

The imperial court hesitated once again. Tenoch gently closed and opened his eyes, urging him to continue talking.

“This rabbit with silver fur seems to be an animal specialized in detoxification.”

“The basis?”

The gray-haired old man took out a small vial from the medical cart.

“This drug is one of the most toxic poisons by nature. If you dilute it to 1:100, it becomes a drug with pain-relieving effects. However, no matter how diluted, the original properties remain. A little while ago, I dropped this reagent on the bodily fluids of the silver rabbit.”

“But it seems no poison was detected.”

"That's right. It is in a 'clean' state with no components detected.”

After the imperial palace finished speaking, a moment of silence came.

Jenny couldn't believe what I just heard, so she just blinked.

'This rabbit... … . What the hell is identity... … ?'

At that time, an attendant standing in a corner muttered something to himself.

"Song… … .”

Another court lady standing by whispered a question.

“Why is the song?”

“You know that song that has been around for a long time. The bard sings.”

The colleague seemed to understand the meaning of the words right away, and his eyes widened and he held his breath.

“Hey, that song?”

The voice was so loud that it seemed that it reached Tenoch's ears, so the monarch nodded his head and said.

“Tell me.”

The servant lowered his head.

“Yes, Your Majesty. One of the old bard's songs is about a special rabbit. It has silver hair as noble as the Milky Way, and it says that it can live even if it eats poisonous mushrooms.”

Those words became a signal flare, and the courtiers, who had been holding their mouths together as if they had eaten grass, poured out their words.

“I have heard of it too. I can't believe the animal is real.”

"It's definitely a spiritual creature created by God Wellamo for His Majesty!"

"you're right. They stole the meat on purpose to save His Majesty the Emperor!”

“It is a spiritual creature among spiritual creatures.”

Unexpected praise followed.

Jenny was dumbfounded. Red eyes appeared and disappeared between her rapidly blinking eyelids.

“Why did you lose consciousness?”

Tenoch approached and asked in a nonchalant tone.

“It is believed that he swallowed the meat in haste and temporarily blocked his airway.”

The imperial palace doctor immediately replied with a bright expression.

“Then what about life?”

“Nothing wrong. It is so healthy.”

“He’s a guy with a long lifeline.”

It was the tone of a tone that was somewhat proud.

The continued praise and Tenoch's praise (I want to believe it) made Jenny feel elated. She rubbed her twitching nose and shrugged her shoulders.

'This rabbit, this wasn't a normal character, was it? It seems that the whole body is united with healing power?'

I was a little worried that my secret had been exposed, but the water had already been spilled.

Besides, the atmosphere was praising me as a spiritual creature, so it seemed that the things I was worried about earlier would not happen.

At that time, a man with golden hair like a ripe wheat field said.

“I can't help but marvel at Your Majesty's foresight. There is a reason why you took the silver rabbit and kept it by your side... … Acquire! sorry. You must have had a reason.”

The neatly shaved hair and undisturbed clothes are obvious.

'It must be Recardo, the emperor's aide.'

her guess.

“Lecardo.”

It fits nicely.

“Yes, Your Majesty.”

“Isn’t there some royal etiquette that says you shouldn’t keep rabbits as pets?”

"Of course. Acquire! Sorry again.”

As if he was satisfied with the answer, Tenoch, who had been slowly brushing his chin, stood up slowly. As her golden eyes stared at me, Jenny flinched.

Tenoch gave instructions to Recardo, “Come up with an appropriate position,” and left the bedroom.

As the attendants rushed out following the emperor, the room became quiet in an instant.

'Phew, finally, the crazy guys are gone.'

Jenny shook her head. He lay on his back and thought over the events he had just experienced.

Suddenly, he felt meat stuck between his teeth. I licked my lips. I could feel the taste of the meat in my mouth.

'My meat... … .'

Technically, it was Tenoch's meat. Anyway, because she suddenly lost consciousness while eating meat, Yang-young was in a bad mood because she was deprived of her favorite food.

I wish I could bring you an apple to freshen up.

But did he even notice her wish? Those who had rushed out came back to the room with both hands heavy.

A few people lined up at the long table, and the servants took turns carrying and placing the plates they had brought.

Jenny jumped up and sat down.

'OMG.'

This is a dream come true!

A rare dinner unfolded before my eyes. Soon after, the chief chamberlain approached and announced in a gentle voice.

“I want to see what kind of food you can eat, Rabbit. If you're okay… … .”

But Jenny was already in bed. Jump over the table in an instant! I jumped up and was busy tasting this food and that food.

As she had never even been to that common family restaurant during her college life, where she covered her living expenses with a part-time job, there was no way she could hear the chief chamberlain's explanation.

“… … haha. I'm glad it seems to suit your taste.”

The bewildered chamberlain wiped his forehead with a handkerchief.

 

***

 

“Fuck-.”

It was an unbelievably large burp from such a small body. Jenny lay down on her flat bed, patting her forepaw on her swollen belly in satisfaction.

“After all, he wasn’t an ordinary rabbit.”

“You are an admirable eater.”

It's easy to handle enough food for five or six adults. The servants couldn't keep their mouths shut when they saw the little beast on the bed.

Either that or not. Jenny's interest was only 'leftovers'.

'Yujin, you've become weak. I couldn't eat all of that and leftovers.'

I was so full that I couldn't even taste the chocolate fondue. Regret dripped from the corner of his eyes as he looked at the chocolate jar.

The servants gathered up the scorched dishes and left the room after tidying them up. Soon after, the maids came in and opened the windows and lit scented candles to get rid of the smell of food in the emperor's bedroom.

I thought I was going to take a nap while tapping my stomach.

“I will move.”

The maids in charge of Jenny appeared, one picked her up, and the other took a basket of apples and went outside.

It was not unusual for someone to touch my car just as I was about to fall asleep.

What can I do though? Since he was idle in the imperial palace, he had no choice but to follow suit.

However, the place we arrived at is unusual.

There is a gold-framed mirror on the wall, and in front of it is a chair with a thick cushion and a trolley with various beauty tools on top.

“This is the Imperial Palace Beauty Salon.”

Maid 1 lowered her onto the middle chair and pointed out where the unfamiliar place was.

'Oh wow.'

In the novel <The Tyrant's Ugly Bride>, Loetta, the female protagonist who entered the palace, came here to look as pretty as possible for the male protagonist, Tenoch.

The hairdresser was in trouble because it was a hairdressing salon only for the emperor, and Loetta, who did not know that, said that the servants were ignoring her, and ran out of the castle in tears, causing an uproar.

'Why am I in such a place?'

The reason soon became clear. Somewhere, a hairdresser with an excessive haircut reminiscent of Louis XIV in the Middle Ages approached.

“The aide ordered Rabbit’s grooming.”

'to?'

What do you do? Jenny narrowed her eyes. The hairdresser held her comb and explained, perhaps to solve her curiosity.

“There will be an appointment ceremony at dinner.”

'Eh?'

Still, I didn't quite understand the situation. The appointment ceremony was literally a ceremony to formally appoint someone to a position.

Why should a mere rabbit attend such an occasion?

“Okay then. Let's begin."

The hairdresser, oblivious to her confusion, clicked the hairdressing scissors.

Even if something went wrong, Jenny thought it was wrong for a long time.

 

***

 

'I'll be thrilled.'

I thought about it the whole time I was walking along with my aide, Recardo. That's why Jenny's appearance now is a bit (a lot) excessive.

It was good that the silvery hair that had been stretched out arbitrarily was calmly trimmed by the hairdresser's graceful hand movements.

But don't you wear clothes made of silk, and put on socks with lace on all four feet.

That wasn't enough, so I tried to put a ribbon on my tail at the end, so I said everything. Thanks to twisting her body and running away, she was barely able to escape the embarrassing ribbon.

“Echwi!”

 

The loud sneezing sound made Jenny straighten her dazed mind. Looking up, she saw Lecardo's back, who was sneezing profusely with her handkerchief covering her mouth.

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