Chapter 3: Eat keyboard upside down (Part 3)

January 27, 2023Ai Hrist

“Alas!! I got in! There is a picture!”

“If there is a next life, I will be a good person. I can be reincarnated earlier if I die! When I think that I have to wait in line for another fifty years and use this broken net in hell before I could be reincarnated… Lord Yan! Why don’t you let my soul fly away!”

“It’s been a long time. Brother, let me have a look, I really can’t get through it… …”

“… …”

Among the ghosts, there were also many fierce ghosts, who have wandered in the underworld for a hundred years and had strong spirit bodies. When it browse the program but was unable to load the video, a fierce wave of anger came into its mind. It tore up the soul of a ghost who successfully loaded the program.

For a while, the ghosts and the fierce spirits scrambled and fought. The Santu River was full of evil spirits.

Seeing this, the newly-appointed official has lingering fears. It was originally just a little ghost, but the network in the underworld was really bad!

To watch “Spiritual Affairs”, this little ghost practiced non-stop and successfully went ashore to become the lowest yin official. Since then, he no longer has to worry about network lag!

Hei Wuchang, Fan Wujiu opened the yin gate. When he came back from the world of the living, he saw such a lively ghost scene.

Although he was small and fat, he carried a mourning stick full of steel teeth on one shoulder. He was wearing a black robe and a black official hat on his head, with written words: ‘Peace under the heaven’

With his other hand, he was pulling the chains with captured ghosts. Feeling the struggle behind him, Fan Wujiu swung his barbed bat.

“Be honest with me!”

After beating the listless ghosts, Fan Wujiu stroked his fat chin: “Where is the horse face, come here to do your work!”

Leaning on the crossing of Huangquan together with other ghosts, Ma Mian, who was busy chasing the live broadcast, raised his head, “Master Hei, you’re back!”

Ma Mian didn’t go over by himself. Instead, he grabbed the little yin official from behind him with his backhand and said to it “You go and send the new team, I’m busy watching the show.”

Fan Wujiu: “… …”

He shook his head and said: “It’s hopeless.”

As soon as he looked up, he saw a white light floating on the top of the ghost gate, so it jumped up: “Brother Bai, the ghosts in this underworld are getting more and more stupid now. I don’t understand, what’s so good about that broken show in the world of the living!”

Hearing this, Xie Bian, who was leaning against the black unicorn, glanced at Fan Wujiu with a raised eyebrow and then remained silent.

Fan Wujiu lowered his head, and found that Xie Bian was also holding a device in his hand, watching the live broadcast of a woman in the world of the living!

“It’s over, Brother Bai…even you have been corrupted!”

Xie Bian didn’t bother to pay attention to him and simply turned sideways to continue watching.

Unwilling to be left out, Fan Wujiu shrugged his nose, and decided to penetrate the enemy’s territory to see what was so interesting about this “Spiritual Affair” program!

Recalling the face he saw on Xie Bian’s screen just now, he clicked through the resident anchor’s live broadcast rooms one by one and finally found the target.

“Gu Zhisang… oh, she’s quite popular.”

Because the underworld secretly connects to the world of the living network, the comments made by the ghosts in the underworld can also be displayed in the live broadcast room. But because there were many ghosts on the network, it cannot be displayed for long. And also, because the comments from the underworld were tainted with yin, they cannot be seen by the living humans at all.

Fan Wujiu could see quite clearly, only a few scattered ghost comments were drowned out.

“The anchor has white skin and bright eyes. The liver must be healthy! The skull is also very round, so beautiful, I like it~”

“How can a woman show your face in public, and do such things like rural gods, how decent is it?!”

It seems who commented was an old feudal ghost.

*

At this moment, the woman named Gu Zhisang in the live broadcast room spoke:

*Click*

“The audience who participate in the first round of interaction have been drawn. Is the audience nicknamed ‘Qingfeng Yueming’ there? Can you connect to the microphone now?”

[Fuck! Is it Qingfeng? It can’t be such a coincidence…]

[Is it the ‘Qingfeng Yueming’ I know? The famous Qingfeng!!! That’s great, now Gu Zhisang can’t cheat anymore, Mr. Yueming fucked her!]

[Please don’t touch the first-line female star. Please don’t touch her, you’re not worthy of carrying her shoes now, okay? 】

In the barrage, many people in the entertainment industry were very excited and kept talking as if they were at the Shura field, which confused other people who didn’t know.

After the barrage explanation, the netizens realized that ‘Qingfeng’ was what the fans called themselves as a fan of that female celebrity. And this female celebrity was not on good terms with Gu Zhisang.

And ‘Qing Feng Yue Ming’ was a well-known big fan of the female star. He was also a blogger on a certain platform and manages several fan groups, so he was recognized directly.

He was an avid fan of the female star named Yu Fengqing, and she was a very popular little flower in recent years.

Yu Fengqing was a gentle and intellectual individual which was rare in the entertainment industry. All the male and female artists who have worked with her have a very good impression of her and publicly stated that Yu Fengqing was a very good person.

Except for Gu Zhisang.

Speaking of which, the two have a deep relationship. They both debuted on the same talent show, but at that time the two families were completely torn apart.

Two years passed, one was a black and red artist that everyone in the entertainment scolded, while the other one was, a little flower, who was on the rise with an excellent reputation, the contrast was tragic.

The most dramatic thing was that Gu Zhisang was dubbed the “God of Plague” because of the bad luck she encountered many times since her debut.

Yu Fengqing was recognized in the circle as the ‘Human Koi’ Her friends and partners who have worked with her have all affirmed this identity. Every year on exam day, a large number of people will pay homage to the ‘Kind Koi’.

Now, the big fan of the opponent, who was tired of caring about it, won the first opportunity to interact with fortune-telling, and the onlookers said it was enjoyable.

[Qingfeng Yueming: Wow, I’m pretty lucky ^V^, I can connect to the mic, wait for me to get a headset~]

After posting the comment, he suppressed his excitement and glanced at the fan group, and found that everyone in the group was excitedly swiping the news.

‘Is it really the group leader?’

‘The group leader is awesome! I’m really sick of Gu Zhisang, it’s the first time I hate a female star so much! ‘

‘Hahaha, she is miserable, bumping into Yue Ming. Even if she pretends she can’t pretend. I can only say that she has done a lot of bad things that’s why she is full of bad luck (dog head)’

Group leader—Yue Ming: ‘It’s on live broadcast, brothers, watch me operate. ‘

After cheering in the fan group, “Qingfeng Yueming” switched back to the live broadcast room and connected to the microphone: “I’m coming.”

Only then did he see that some netizens in the live broadcast room had followed his id, found the comment he posted in the live broadcast room five minutes ago, copied and pasted it, and then swiped the screen.

[Qingfeng Yueming: Laughing so much. No one believes that Gu Zhisang can do fortune-telling, right? If she can, I will eat the keyboard upside down!]

New Characters:

* Fan Wujiu – Hei Wuchang (Black Impermanence). He takes ghosts who commits a crime.

* Ma Mian – Horse Face, one of the two guardians of the underworld in Chinese mythology.